New bumper stickers- you decide what they say

Did you know that a volunteer came up with the "My Congressman IS a Rocket Scientist!" bumper stickers my supporters proudly display on their cars?

No one knows why New Jerseyans should vote for me better than you - the voters! You are the nucleus of my campaign, so I want to hear from you about what you would like to display on your cars.

What should my bumper stickers for the senate race say?